Trying to take pictures of my horse goes something like this

 First I smile because I know you must have cookies

Oh my god...what is that in the distance?!

Wait...wait...wait is that GRASS over there?

If you're not going to let me have the grass I'm going to paw the ground

If you're still not going to let me have the grass I'll just drag both of us over there

Okay, fine. Let's compromise. One quick picture...